Junk Mail Junk Mail Junk Mail

In response to all those chain letters I receive in my in-box on a daily basis all I have to say is:

If I don't send this to 3 people or back to you what's going to happen to me?? am I going to have bad luck for a year? or will I get gangrene and my fingernails will fall off... or will I have horrible health problems and suffer from chronic depression and back pain??? Will I end up in 2 car accidents and a lawsuit? Oh, my! What will happen?? I delete all these "pass me on or else" messages... Is that what is mine and John's problem??? Oh, if only I'd forwarded all those messages to fill my friends in-boxes with junk... woe is me! woe is me!

And now we can move on with our day.