Memoirs of a Generally Bitter Young Woman
"The highs and lows of life"
Nonsensical stories interlaced with tidbits of truth,
irony and poetry.
Monday, December 31, 2007
Finally!
How?
My Question is ... How can one not know that they are pregnant?
I am not by-the-way.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Friday, December 28, 2007
Favorite Christmas Gift....
Song for the day
Breathe
Lyrics by Midge Ure
With every waking breath I breathe
I see what life has dealt to me
With every sadness I deny
I feel a chance inside me die
Give me a taste of something new
To touch to hold to pull me through
Send me a guiding light that shines
Across this darkened life of mine
Breathe some soul in me
Breathe your gift of love to me
Breathe life to lay 'fore me
Breathe to make me breathe
For every man who built a home
A paper promise for his own
He fights against an open flow
Of lies and failures, we all know
To those who have and who have not
How can you live with what you've got?
Give me a touch of something sure
I could be happy evermore
Breathe some soul in me
Breathe your gift of love to me
Breathe life to lay 'fore me
To see to make me breathe
Breathe your honesty
Breathe your innocence to me
Breathe your word and set me free
Breathe to make me breathe
This life prepares the strangest things
The dreams we dream of what life brings
The highest highs can turn around
To sow love's seeds on stony ground
Breathe
Breathe
Breathe some soul in me
Breathe your gift of love to me
Breathe life to lay 'fore me
To see to make me breathe
Breathe your honesty
Breathe your innocence to me
Breathe your word and set me free
Breathe to make me breathe
My Car....
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Movies
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
for my sister
On a high red roof Don Gato sat,
He went there to read a letter
meow, meow, meow,
Where the reading light was better
meow, meow, meow.
'Twas a love note for Don Gato!
I adore you wrote the lady cat,
Who was fluffy, white, and nice and fat,
Oh there was no sweeter kitty,
meow, meow meow,
In the country or the city
meow, meow, meow,
And she said she'd wed Don Gato.
Oh Don Gato jumped so happily,
He fell off the roof and broke his knee,
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
meow, meow meow,
And his little solar plexis,
meow, meow, meow,
Ay caramba cried Don Gato.
Well the doctors all came on the run,
Just to see if something could be done,
But in spite of everything they tried,
Poor senor Don Gato up and died,
T'was the ending for Don Gato
When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of fish was in the air,
Though his burial was slated,
meow, meow, meow
He became reanimated,
meow, meow, meow
He came back to life, Don Gato.
the day after
I'm very cold today. It's the first time since I've had my new job that I have wished that I had a blanket at my desk. My hands ache too and I'm sure that's because of the cold.
I also have the strange pain in my chest again. It's like some one has kicked me in the sternum. It hurts to move my arms and it hurts to breathe. I even have a cough back again today and I wonder if it doesn't have something to do with the changing weather that might cause the "asthma" that I may or may not have. I brought my inhaler with me just in case.
That's enough complaining out of me. Lets talk about what I got for Christmas...
I got:
Anastasia music box
Princesses (little plastic ones)
Music and Lyrics DVD
A Christmas Story DVD
13 Going on 30 CD
Lindt Chocolates
$20
$25 gift card to Build a Bear
Underwear
Pink fuzzy slippers
A sappy book (I don't remember the title)
Pre-Christmas gifts:
Bath tray
Bath pillow
iPod & cover
John got:
Far and Away DVD
Superman action figure with Kryptonite
Nightwing T-Shirt
Season 10 of StarGate SG-1
Comic Books
$20
Dove Dark Chocolates
Captain America T-Shirt
Santa Pez dispenser w/Pez
Underwear
White Dress Shirt & Tie
We got:
Chocolate Orange
Bath & Body Hand Soap
The Holy Temple book
StarDust DVD
Harry Potter DVD
Orange sticks
And an over abundance of cookies and candy from friends and neighbors.
We have yet to go over to mother's house for presents there. That is the plan for tonight but it really depends on how the snow is on the way home from work. It is supposed to snow this afternoon into tomorrow. I know their house is on our way home, but sometime when it's dark and snowy outside I'd rather just be at my own house then stuck somewhere else.
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Mother's Christmas Wish for 2008....
Question:
Is there a prize for the first to bring one home?
Monday, December 24, 2007
Christmas Eve
Christmas Memories
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Family Christmas Party
Friday, December 21, 2007
December 21, 2007
I didn't die on my way into work this morning.
The snow outside is terrible. This is a picture of I-215 from my office building. Where is it you ask? Good question. It's out there somewhere.
This picture really doesn't do the storm justice - it's basically whiteout conditions outside and nothing has been plowed.
Driving to work this morning was taking your life into your own hands. Thankfully we left before the rush and by the time we were pulling into SLC the radio said traffic was stopped between Layton and Bountiful which is most of our commute so I think we did pretty good.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Bowling anyone?
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
iPod's are cool
Monday, December 17, 2007
The Coat
Why!? Why?! Why!?
This morning I'm an idiot because I can't read her mind, and cannot decipher her code that apparently only she knows the key to.
Then she is again harping on an issue that we had a "meeting" about last month where it was clearly stated that applications must go through BOTH committees and I only have the power to approve for Oklahoma and someone else has to approve for Coventry National.
Not only is approving files for Coventry National not my job, it's against the law for me to do it because I wasn't a part of the approval committee therefore it would amount to falsifying records.
All views expresed are my own and not that of Coventry Health Care.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
We got a new TV. It's huge, but it was free.
the sound is a little temperamental, and it doesn't always turn on on the first try, but that's probably why they bought a new one. oh well, we'll enjoy it until it dies probably. At least it doesn't have the high pitched squeal that our old hand-me-down TV had picked up.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Oddly enough ...
Ironic isn't it?
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Christmas 2007
I would like the following items for Christmas this year:
Pair of Pink Fuzzy/Furry slippers (like the ones I saw @ Bed, Bath & Beyond)
New Bath Sheets (really big towels)
Bath Salts (I'm all out)
Spice Rack - complete with spices
New Pillow (Firm)
New Coat for my husband (size Large)
The Dark Crystal on DVD
The Last Unicorn on DVD
The Wizard of OZ on DVD
John would like the Red Lion and Black Lion DVD sets of Voltron
New DVD storage system
Sound tracks to the following movies:
Across the Universe
Liz
Poetry
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Robert Frost
You'll be happy when you read this....
Mister West Boycott Update
"Hi. Please let your people know that I talked to Mister. West today and he's doing well. He has good things ahead (which I can't disclose at the moment) but, he expressed his gratitude to everyone who has sent emails to the people at The End. He and I are going to lunch next week and I'll have more info then."
According to our source Mister West received a letter in the mail a few weeks ago stating that his contract was renewed and all was well, but a week and a half ago he was called into the bosses office on a Friday after the show and was told they had decided NOT to renew his contract and then had him escorted out of the building. They gave him no reasons and just told him he was done and threw him out.
Contract negotiations... no. that sounds like people at the station didn't want him anymore so they just got rid of him. In my book, that chalks up to being fired.
TAG!!
1-The rules of the game are posted at the beginning.
2- Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3- At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog.
So here we go-
Five Things I was doing 10 years ago-
#1 graduating from High School
#2 working part time at ZCMI
#3 Sleeping a lot because I had mono
#4 enjoying the thought of never going to school again
#5 playing
Five Things on my to-do list today-
#1 Complete the Oklahoma applications on my desk
#2 Write letter to Santa
#3 Finish the 8 Altius applications I have been given
#4 Get my husband to school on time
#5 Go to Curves
Five Snacks I enjoy-
#1 Clemintines
#2 Cheese cake bites
#3 Dots
#4 Apples & Carmel
#5 Celery
Five things I would do if I were a Billionaire-
#1 Buy a nice house. Not too big, not too small
#2 Buy a Mini Cooper
#3 Travel
#4 Own a Castle in Scotland
#5 Buy things for my nieces and nephews
Three of my bad habits-
#1 Snoring
#2 Naping
#3 Avoiding work
Five places I have lived-
#1 Kaysville, UT
#2 Bountiful, UT
#3 Falls Church, VA
#4 Layton, UT
#5 Alexandria, VA
Five jobs I’ve had-
#1 ZCMI Candy Department
#2 Cineplex Movie Theater (I sold popcorn)
#3 KB Toys
#4 Holiday Inn Reservations
#5 JC Penney Catelog
Five things people probably don’t know about me-
#1 I love the rain
#2 My second toe is longer then the others
#3 I hate goldfish
#4 I'd scrap book, but I don't want to buy the materials
#5 My ideal/dream car is a mini van
The following people have been tagged by me-Jessica, Rachel, Alesha, Carrie, Andrea
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
das ist verboten
almost 2 whole days without a post....
Monday, December 10, 2007
Mister West Boycott
Please, if you are a listener to 101.9 I am asking you to email the management and demand Mister West back. (sure in all reality it probably wont get him his job back, but the station needs to know what the listeners think.)
I'm not listening to 101.9 anymore. Mister West was my reason to listen in the mornings.
I cc some of you on an email to the station. Please if you have a heart email them too and then stop listening.
The station sucks anyway.
Email Complaints to:
parker@1019theend.com
chunga@1019theend.com
chelsea@1019theend.com
cort@1019theend.com
eric.hauenstein@citcomm.com
Below is a copy of the email I sent.
As a listener to 101.9 the End for at least the past 10 years I really was listening to Mister West. I cannot believe that the station fired him! Contract dispute my butt. He was the funny part of the morning show and I enjoyed listening to him more then any other DJ on that radio station. Mister West was the reliable morning DJ that was always there when the show starts at 6:00 am when the self absorbed Chunga waltz's in at 6:15 or later EVERY Day.
101.9 has gone down hill and I honestly don't enjoy listening to it anymore because of the low quality of DJ's that are provided. Parker's show sucks and I don't listen to the radio in the afternoons anymore, and now I have no reason to listen in the mornings.
I'm no longer a listener of 101.9. I will also be letting everyone I know to stop listening as well.
So long 101.9. This is the End.
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Mister West Boycott Update 12/12/2007:
The following is an email we received from our personal friend who is a personal friend of Mister West:
"Hi. Please let your people know that I talked to Mister. West today and he's doing well. He has good things ahead (which I can't disclose at the moment) but, he expressed his gratitude to everyone who has sent emails to the people at The End. He and I are going to lunch next week and I'll have more info then."
According to our source Mister West received a letter in the mail a few weeks ago stating that his contract was renewed and all was well, but a week and a half ago he was called into the bosses office on a Friday after the show and was told they had decided NOT to renew his contract and then had him escorted out of the building. They gave him no reasons and just told him he was done and threw him out.
Contract negotiations... no. that sounds like people at the station didn't want him anymore so they just got rid of him. In my book, that chalks up to being fired.
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Mister West Boycott Update 12/29/2007
Our "source" has failed us.
He has yet to go out to lunch with his friend Mister. So there is no new News.
I guess even unemployed people are busy during the holidays :)
I have not listened to 101.9 since I first heard the news. I now bounce between X96 in the mornings, 107.9 The Mix and My 99.5 - and I am ever thankful for the iPod I got for Christmas.
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Update 1/08/08
Here few 101.9 Sponsors:
Avenue Sweets - candymaker@avenuesweets.com
Smart Cookie Company - http://www.smartcookiecompany.com/contact.php
Blue Planet Scooters - http://www.smartcookiecompany.com/contact.php
Candle Breeze - http://www.thecandlewarmer.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Home.GetContactUs
Elase Medical Spas - http://www.elaseclinics.com/Default.aspx?tabid=96
Sunglasses Only - SGO@sunglassesonly.com
Calotrin - wndrfulsolutions@aol.com
Deseret First Credit Union - communications@dfcu.com
Gardener Village - http://www.gardnervillage.com/contact.php
Superior Wedding Rings - http://superiorweddingrings.com/contact_us.html?zenid=a1bd9470b50fc6f9e2197df774ad2ae7
Life Caps - http://www.mylifecaps.com/contact-us.html
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The Final Word - 1/14/08
To all those who have called me pathetic, sworn at me, said horrible things to me on MY blog -
Who truly is the one who is more pathetic? Me who just happens to have personal connections with a radio personality who I really enjoyed listening to, or the person who didn't like him anyway and just posts on this "random, pathetic" blog because they have nothing better to do with their time then to tell others how stupid they are.
This is just ONE blog entry in a blog of hundreds of entries. It just happens that this blog entry is a source of information for those who want to know. So NO, I'm not going to delete it, I'll leave it where it is because it pleases me. Perhaps I enjoy feeding the frenzy, perhaps I like the fact that MY blog gets hundreds of hits a day with people looking for information about a DJ "that no one really liked anyway." Perhaps my month of December had nothing more interesting going on so Mister was something to keep me and others entertained.
To the uneducated swine and computer nerds - Why not turn your computer off once in a while and go outside and learn some social skills, for most that is a skill that is severely lacking. Get a dictionary or a thesaurus and learn new and creative ways to state your opinion, in most civilized societies replacing punctuation with "fuck" is not acceptable.
So go ahead, continue posting to this blog entry, I'll read and delete whom ever I chose and I'll continue to be a fan of Mister West. This may be the last anyone hears from me on this post. I'm tired of being called names by those who don't even know me.
The End.
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1/17/08
I know I said I wasn't going to give any further updates on this post, but as of last night and a PERSONAL phone call I received from Mister Brian West himself...
He wanted to thank me for my support and for all of you who have shown him your luv. He is still pretty angry over the whole thing (as is to be expected) and he has just recently looked at this blog.
He will be either sending me an email this weekend Thanking all of you himself, OR he may be posting a comment himself.
So hold your breath and wait for the man himself to speak to us from beyond. . .
2/21/08
I never received an email from Mister like he had promised. Unless it ended up in my SPAM folder and got deleted - if so, I'm sorry and Mister you can email me again.
If anyone is wondering and doesn't want to read through the comments, Mister West is in fact an employee of The Deseret News now.
2/22/08 - this is part of an article that was published in the A&E section of the Deseret News Friday February 22, 2002. Thanks the the anonymous commenter who pointed it out to my attention :)
http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,695255053,00.html
Mister West," the former KENZ ("The End," FM-101.9) morning personality, now works for the Deseret Morning News as an assistant city editor.
"It was the last thing in the world I expected," Mister said of his dismissal after more than eight years at KENZ.
The show had been consistently in the top five of the 25 morning shows in the market.
"They negotiated with Chunga and he signed a new deal," Mister said. "I was fully intending to receive a contract offer when my general manager sat me down and told me that morning's show had been my last. They offered no severance; just had someone escort me from the building. I was shocked. He refused to give me any reason for the decision other than to say it was nothing I had or hadn't done. It wasn't until days later that I learned from others that Chunga had insisted on the change as part of his contract talks."
Mister said he has no idea why this happened, as the two had worked together well for more than 15 years and he considered him a friend.
"Chunga is easily the funniest person I've ever met. My job was to make him and the show better, and I know I helped do that."
Citadel Broadcasting, the owner of KENZ, had no comment on Mister's dismissal, because it is company policy not to discuss personnel issues. Because of that corporate policy, neither Chunga nor the station manager would comment.
Mister said he'd like to at least return to radio part-time one day, though Citadel is holding him to a six-month "no-compete" clause.
Mister's radio career spans 20 years, with work also at KCGL, KJQN, KFMY and KXRK. Before working at KENZ, he was employed as a reporter and an editor at the Deseret Morning News.
2/25/08 -
I was informed that my blog was talked about on What's Happening Hot Stuff this morning. Apparently I have been labled as a "Fat chick from Mister's Ward" .... FYI - I'm NOT in Mister's ward. Thank you very much.