Rage

Thank you for your cooperation. Also Good morning. We would like to announce today’s events. First it is Friday, September 12, 2008. Second starting at 7:00am is glare at everyone hour followed by shunning at 8:00am. At 9:00 to 11:00 is name calling and bickering. A short break will be at 11:00 to 12:00. Then at 12:00 is a special lunch time event. Eat someone else’s lunch then throw it at them and tell them you didn’t like what they made for you. After an hour lunch. There will begin a short grouping period so you may gather your minions till 1:30. Also at that time anyone horribly burned from lunch will have their burns treated and locked in a dark closet for later torture. At 1:30 to 2:30 the Fort building will begin including building and taking of territories. Take as much as you can as quick as you can. Then at 2:30 to 3:00 building defenses will begin. At 3:00 all activities will come to an end. There will be awards given away at the largest territory area. Where actually all the losers who fell for this will be grouped together and captured and the territories taken. The true winner will exit leaving evidences that will make the cronies look like the ring leaders. Giving the true master mind time to escape with all the spoils. Thank you for all your help and we look forward to see how well, this day will turn out. Remember the dark side apparently has Cheese burgers today.

Thank you,

Management.