Q: What time is Lunch?
A: In one and a quarter haurn me mate and myself will be peelin' some taters and seeing what has climbed out of 'de bung hole today.
Q: Doctor, am I going to live?
A: "It's thee black spot! Ye do have 2 weeks to live ya scurvy bilge rat. Ye best make the most of it before ye go to davey jones."
Q: What time is the meeting at?
A: The parlay has been belayed!
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