16 Men on a Dead Man's Chest.

Yo Ho Ho, and a bottle of Rum.

 

It do be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. This mornin’s car pool conversation revolved around singing sea shanties and pickin’ our crew. So what scallywags do I be addin’ to me crew?

 

1. Gerard Butler
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Johnny Depp
4. Orlando Bloom
5. The Phantom of the Opera
6. Jet Li
7. Jason Statham
8. Bruce Willis
9. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
10. Chris Evans
11. Tony Stark
12. Thor
13. Captain America
14. Jude Law
15. Robert Downy Jr.
16. The Doctor

 And since me choice of ship would require a skeleton crew between nine and twenty I do be addin’:

 

17. John Evans
18. Mister Smee
19. The Mumbly man from Hot Fuzz and his shed arsenal
20. Kevin Sorbo