See how nicely she takes up the entire doorway!?! I'd put her on a diet, but I had a horrible vision the other day of waking up with Mahana sitting on top of me with a giant hole ripped in my stomach and she's just chowing away at my insides. Then she nonchalantly looks up with blood and guts dripping from her sharp little kitty teeth and says "Meow" and goes back to eating me alive. Yeah, I'm a little twisted, but she's a little scary too.
Memoirs of a Generally Bitter Young Woman
"The highs and lows of life"
Nonsensical stories interlaced with tidbits of truth,
irony and poetry.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
So, when I say she's Fat...
See how nicely she takes up the entire doorway!?! I'd put her on a diet, but I had a horrible vision the other day of waking up with Mahana sitting on top of me with a giant hole ripped in my stomach and she's just chowing away at my insides. Then she nonchalantly looks up with blood and guts dripping from her sharp little kitty teeth and says "Meow" and goes back to eating me alive. Yeah, I'm a little twisted, but she's a little scary too.
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